Le capitaine François Tshoma, commandant de la sous-ciat Bangala dans la Commune de Kintambo, a neutralisé un individu violent qui troublait gravement l’ordre public, dans la soirée de ce lundi 14 juillet 2025. Un acte de bravoure salué par les habitants.
Selon le récit du capitaine recueilli par Changement7.net, l’incident s’est produit à une dizaine de mètres du poste de police.
« J’étais dans mon bureau quand j’ai entendu quelqu’un asséner des coups violents à un individu. En m’approchant pour calmer la situation, cet homme s’est retourné contre moi en me menaçant, sans crainte ni retenue, devant tout le monde », a-t-il expliqué.
Malgré l’agressivité de l’assaillant, le capitaine Tshoma a su le maîtriser avec l’appui des habitants du quartier. Une intervention rapide a permis aux autorités policières du district de Lukunga de procéder à l’arrestation de l’individu.
Mais les dégâts sont considérables : le bureau de la sous-ciat a été saccagé, l’effigie du chef de l’État déchirée, et plusieurs biens des habitants gardés au poste de police endommagés.
« Cet homme a semé la terreur dans notre quartier. Il faut que les autorités prennent ce dossier au sérieux et établissent les responsabilités », a lancé le capitaine Tshoma, appelant à une action judiciaire exemplaire.
Cet incident relance le débat sur la sécurité dans certains quartiers de Kinshasa, où les policiers font parfois face à des individus incontrôlables, souvent sous l’effet de substances ou manipulés par des groupes obscurs.
JSuana | Changement7.net
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