Kinshasa, vendredi 31 octobre 2025 – À la veille de la COP30 prévue au Brésil, la société civile congolaise, réunie au sein de la coalition « Dynamique Notre Terre sans Pétrole », élève une fois de plus la voix pour dénoncer l’exploitation abusive du pétrole en République démocratique du Congo.
Lors d’une grande mobilisation citoyenne organisée dans la capitale congolaise, cette dynamique, qui regroupe plus de 180 structures de la société civile, a exprimé son opposition à tout projet d’exploration ou d’exploitation pétrolière sur le sol congolais.
Selon les organisateurs, l’exploitation pétrolière a déjà causé des dégâts considérables à Moanda, dans le Kongo-Central, et menace désormais les forêts et les écosystèmes du pays.
« Les forêts, les lacs et toutes nos richesses naturelles représentent la source de vie et de survie des Congolais. Les détruire, c’est hypothéquer l’avenir de toute une nation en voie de développement », ont-ils déclaré.
La coalition rejette catégoriquement l’implication de la RDC dans le projet EACOP (East African Crude Oil Pipeline), qu’elle qualifie de « destructeur et contraire aux engagements climatiques ».
De son côté, Pascal Mirindi, coordonnateur national de la Dynamique, salue la mobilisation citoyenne et appelle les autorités congolaises à prendre en considération les revendications de la société civile pour un avenir respectueux de l’environnement et des générations futures.
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