La chute de la ville stratégique d’Uvira continue de susciter des réactions au sein de l’opinion nationale. Ce samedi 13 décembre 2025, l’analyste politico-sécuritaire Timothée Lenoir Efika est monté au créneau pour interpeller le Président de la République et Chef de l’État, Félix Antoine Tshisekedi Tshilombo, sur la situation des hauts officiers militaires interpellés depuis plusieurs mois sans être, jusqu’à présent, jugés par leurs juridictions naturelles.
Au cours de son analyse, Timothée Lenoir est revenu sur le dossier de plusieurs officiers supérieurs, notamment le général Christian Tshiwewe, Frank Ntumba, le chef de la Maison militaire, ainsi que le général Ndaywel, dont les arrestations continuent de soulever de nombreuses interrogations dans un contexte sécuritaire particulièrement tendu.
Le Général Christian Tshiwewe
Frank Ntumba, maison militaire
Selon lui, alors que la République démocratique du Congo fait face à une nouvelle offensive des rebelles de l’AFC-M23, soutenus par le Rwanda, le pays ne peut se permettre de se priver de compétences militaires expérimentées sans un examen approfondi et équitable des faits qui leur sont reprochés.
L’analyste appelle ainsi le Président de la République à échanger directement avec ces officiers interpellés, afin de les écouter, de comprendre en profondeur leurs dossiers et d’évaluer objectivement leur responsabilité réelle. Pour Timothée Lenoir, l’absence de condamnation judiciaire à ce jour laisse planer le doute sur leur culpabilité.
Il estime que, si leur innocence est établie, le Chef de l’État pourrait encore compter sur leurs loyaux services, leur expérience et leur expertise stratégique pour renforcer les capacités des FARDC et élaborer des stratégies efficaces susceptibles de repousser l’ennemi hors du territoire national.
Dans un contexte où chaque compétence compte, Timothée Lenoir plaide pour une approche pragmatique, responsable et axée sur l’intérêt supérieur de la nation, afin d’éviter que des décisions internes ne fragilisent davantage l’effort de guerre face à l’agression extérieure.
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