Le Président de la République, Félix Antoine Tshisekedi Tshilombo, souhaite adresser ses plus sincères félicitations aux Léopards de la République Démocratique du Congo pour leur exploit remarquable face aux Super Eagles du Nigéria, lors des finales des barrages continentaux pour la Coupe du monde 2026.
Avec une vive satisfaction, le Chef de l’État souligne l’importance de cette victoire décisive dans la quête de qualification pour la phase finale de la compétition. Il ressent une immense fierté envers les joueurs congolais, qui ont fait preuve d’une détermination et d’une résilience admirables durant tout le match.
Par ailleurs, il tient à remercier chaleureusement les supporters congolais dont l’engagement sans faille a été déterminant pour le succès de l’équipe. Cette victoire symbolise non seulement un triomphe sportif, mais aussi la force et l’unité d’un peuple autour de sa sélection nationale.
Dans une dynamique de soutien et d’encouragement, le Chef de l’État exhorte la population de Kinshasa à se rassembler en grand nombre à l’aéroport international de N’djili pour accueillir les valeureux Léopards, ce lundi 17 novembre à 11 heures. Un carnaval festif partira de là en direction du Stade des Martyrs.
Il convient de souligner que le Président de la République, Félix Tshisekedi, sera présent au Stade pour accueillir les éminents représentants congolais.
Rappelons que la République Démocratique du Congo a validé sa participation aux barrages intercontinentaux qui se dérouleront en mars prochain, où elle fera face à une sélection d’Amérique ou d’Asie, dans l’espoir de décrocher son précieux sésame pour la phase finale, prévue trois mois plus tard, aux États-Unis, au Canada, et au Mexique.
Crispin Mutelembe
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