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Respect du processus électoral/RDC : La DYPRO plus que déterminée pour la marche de ce 25 mai à Kinshasa

Respect du processus électoral/RDC : La DYPRO plus que déterminée pour la marche de ce 25 mai à Kinshasa

Les dirigeants de la Dynamique Progressiste Révolutionnaire DYPRO seront de nouveau dans les rues de Kinshasa pour soutenir et exiger le respect du calendrier électoral et de la date fixée par la CENI pour les élections générales du 20 décembre 2023.

C’est dans un communiqué de cette force publique de l’opposition républicaine que la copie est parvenue à la rédaction du Changement7.net, que les autorités de la DYPRO confirment leur marche de ce jeudi.

Comme dans sa logique, la DYPRO effectuera une manifestation pacifique, le 25 mai dans l’optique de dire à toutes de négociations visant combattre le processus.

En effet, cette plateforme politique de l’opposition républicaine et toutes ses composantes politiques (personnalités et partis politiques membre) sous la présidence de Me. Constant Mutamba, mobilisent leurs bases de 26 communes de Kinshasa pour le soutien au calendrier électoral et à l’opposition quant à la recomposition du bureau de la CENI (synonyme du glissement).

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